Life Lately...

The week started with the Family Guy Drinking Game.

Now you'd think "Eh, no big deal. Just your usual drinking game." WRONG!! You get wasted after three episodes and feel like dog shit the next day. 

This was us on episode one!! There was a rule that said drink one every time Peter does something stupid....he is ALWAYS doing something stupid!!

It's okay though, we had a blast anyway. I think it has potential of being a Sunday Funday ritual.

Plus...I just love them (:

Now we move on to our weekly dinner with friends and family. Matt made the most AMAZING spaghetti and Elizabeth got it everywhere. What a peach (:

The Jilly and Elizabeth wanted to have a photo shoot though all the pictures turned into them laughing about drinking Yoohoo's and Capri Sun's.

Kissing the cook is a sincere form of flattery and a great way to get out of the dishes.

Look at my babies, I just love those rascals.

I think this explains perfectly how I feel about Matt (:

I  [H E A R T]  SCREAM.

These are the only horror movies I enjoy watching. Why? Because you learn from them (:

1. You can NEVER have sex. Sex=DEATH.

2. You can never drink or do drugs.

3. Never, ever, ever say "I'll be right back." You NEVER come back.

4. In a sequel the body count is ALWAYS higher.

5. Death scences get more elaborate.

6. NEVER assume the killer is dead.

7. In trilogies the killer becomes super human of sorts. Stabbing and shooting will not work.

8. Anyone can die...including the main character.

9. The past will always come back to haunt you.

10. Here's the thing about re-makes...don't fuck with the originals ;)

See. I have learned so much from the SCREAM movies. After learning these rules I can tolerate horror films a bit more, though don't get me wrong...I still get scared. But I suppose that's the fun in it all (: 

In Honor of Daniel Tosh....

....I'm making a "I Hate List"....get excited.

1. I hate my boyfriend's ex girlfriend, especially when she stands on her porch and stares at me. (Yes, she lives across the street from us. Bleh.)

2. I hate prolonged comedy sequences. If it's longer than 30 seconds than it is not truly funny.

3. I hate watching Criss Angel. I want to know how he levitates, it can't be real!! Probably magnets.

4. I hate news breaks in the middle of a show I'm recording. Come on, can't it wait until commercial break?

5. I hate noisy neighbors with their three kids, dog, and their yelling ways.

6. I hate people who bluntly make it known how trendy they are. If you're so damn trendy why do you have to tell me?! Why can't I just look and see??!! Shut your mouth!!

7. I hate when Matt makes me listen to Insane Clown Posse. Just do, they suck...big balls.

8. I hate those commercials with the sick animals and Sarah McLachlan. Why must you try to make me cry every time I'm watching South Park re-runs?!

9. I hate the smell of permeant markers and paint. Any one that does is a huffer in my book.

10. I hate Snooki, J Woww, DJ Paulie D, and anyone else associated with Jersey Shore. They disgust me.

Have a great day (:

This is my grandma and grandpa when they got married over 61 years ago. Today I found out my grandpa won't be with us much longer and looking back I can honestly say he is the greatest man I have ever known. He taught me bravery, love, and compassion. He took care of every single one of his children and grandchildren. He was simply amazing in every way and I will love him forever.

(via HERE)

Have a wonderful day darlings (:

15 Thoughts

1. Everyone should download 'Hey Hey' by Superchick. It's a great ego and mood booster.

2. Laugh at the dumb asses in the world. Would you rather die miserable because the world offended and hurt you feelings or die laughing because your joy conquered them??

3. Pauly Shore cracks my shit up.

4. I love what my hair looks like post-sex. I wish I could ALWAYS achieve that look ;)

5. No matter what happens in my day listening to The Offspring and Plain White T's makes me feel better.

6. I hate nosey people, but with my best friends I'm the first to say 'Who just text you? Who are you talking to?' Whoops...I'm a walking contradiction.

7. Surprisingly enough a young host I work with has started climbing the ranks of being in my best friend category...and she's only 16!!

8. Netflix is the singe greatest thing ever invented. I love watching childhood shows on it (:

9. Anime is gay.

10. I adore secrets. I have many and know many though some of the ones I have on others they have no idea I know them. Isn't that the best??

11. My boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the world. That's right, no one else compares...so be jealous!!

12. I'm not sure how I feel about Twitter anymore. It was fun, but then I realized a bunch of my friends don't have it. Now I feel lame ):

13. Exploring new and outrageous fashion has been on the mind lately. I wore green tights with jean shorts and ankle boots today....and LOVED it.

14. Documentries are becoming more fun to watch for me.

15. Karma is a bitch, so don't f**k with her!!

You know what I sincerely HATE....judgmental people. You know them, we all do; the ones that are narcissistic, competitive,  secretly insecure, rude for absolutely no f**king reason, the ones that walk around all high and mighty. My key to pissing them off....

....laughing them off. Who cares what they think?! These girls are the ones most find crazy, have no real relationships of any sort, and arrogant. I'd rather be considered fat with a kick ass personality than a skinny bitch who everyone hates. So go ahead and tell people I'm lazy, judge my relationship when you have no idea what is going on, and call me FAT. Karma will bite your ass hard bitch, so enjoy it while you can before everything goes down the shitter. At least I have love, happiness, and loyalty in my life...that's all I will ever need.

So smile...if you have a narcissist in your midst just laugh it off because nothing stings a bitch more than knowing she hasn't lowered your self esteem just to boost her own (:

So Sorry I Was AWOL...

...so let's catch up!!

This is the final result of Sam and I's adventure to going blonde. I think I'm in love with it, I make a rather good blonde if you ask me. Sam finally graduated beauty school and to celebrate we went to a Blue's game. It was ehhhh....but we had a shit ton of fun.

Life lately has been uber stressful, but I'm starting to realize how good I'm becoming at laughing it all off. For instance, Friday afternoon I went to my parent's house to pick up some mail only to find my older brother, Nick, hauled over his bed screaming in pain. Now up until this point in life I have seen my brother cry a total of three times in his life and be in agonizing pain maybe four times. So you could understand my heartbreak and fear to find him this way. I rushed him to the ER and he had surgery to get his appendix out. He is still in the hospital and late last night we sat together talking about our lives. We reminisced on the good times and tried to find understanding on the bad times. We talked for hours and I ended up crying. There were many memories he told me about that I realized I didn't remember, about three years of my life are blank to me. Nick filled in certain pieces that broke my heart, I now knew why I felt and acted certain ways. After we had a few minutes of silence I told him I wanted to laugh for the rest of my life and never make the same mistakes our parents made. I wanted to be better and happier. He wished me luck on my new outlook as I left. When I got to my car I realized one of my doors was open, when I was fairly sure it had been locked. My car had been broken into and the only things missing were some money, half a pack of cigarettes, and my most beloved item...my iPod. I sat shocked at first. I wanted to cry and scream and be angry. I laughed instead, like this was some test from the universe to see if I would really laugh at my problems from here on out. So I sparked one of the remaining cigarettes and laughed all the way home.

Who cares if my luck runs short sometimes. As long as I have my brothers, my best friend, and my boyfriend I'll survive this life somehow. Even when I trip in my beautiful ankle boots I know one of them will always pick me up.