I'm back bitches, so let's get down to it!!
Question: Why is it that life is a never ending day of high school?
Even though I graduated 4 years ago life in general is like high school. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. At work there is a vicious group of girls who are constantly being two faced bitches!! No matter who you are, old or new, funny or idiotic these girls will always be nice to your face and tear you to pieces behind your back. Why you may ask?! Who effin' knows!!!! It is so unappreciated. Then on top of that my mom (even after the fact that I moved out) is always up my ass about the most random things. She is like that teacher in high school who keeps piling useless shit on top of more useless shit all day, everyday! Then my smoke breaks are like those times at my locker where my friends and I could just bitch out about everything.
For real, does high school ever truly end?
Please reassure me that I am NOT the only one who feels like this.
Showing posts with label Thought of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thought of the Day. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
15 Thoughts
1. Everyone should download 'Hey Hey' by Superchick. It's a great ego and mood booster.
2. Laugh at the dumb asses in the world. Would you rather die miserable because the world offended and hurt you feelings or die laughing because your joy conquered them??
3. Pauly Shore cracks my shit up.
4. I love what my hair looks like post-sex. I wish I could ALWAYS achieve that look ;)
5. No matter what happens in my day listening to The Offspring and Plain White T's makes me feel better.
6. I hate nosey people, but with my best friends I'm the first to say 'Who just text you? Who are you talking to?' Whoops...I'm a walking contradiction.
7. Surprisingly enough a young host I work with has started climbing the ranks of being in my best friend category...and she's only 16!!
8. Netflix is the singe greatest thing ever invented. I love watching childhood shows on it (:
9. Anime is gay.
10. I adore secrets. I have many and know many though some of the ones I have on others they have no idea I know them. Isn't that the best??
11. My boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the world. That's right, no one else compares...so be jealous!!
12. I'm not sure how I feel about Twitter anymore. It was fun, but then I realized a bunch of my friends don't have it. Now I feel lame ):
13. Exploring new and outrageous fashion has been on the mind lately. I wore green tights with jean shorts and ankle boots today....and LOVED it.
14. Documentries are becoming more fun to watch for me.
15. Karma is a bitch, so don't f**k with her!!
2. Laugh at the dumb asses in the world. Would you rather die miserable because the world offended and hurt you feelings or die laughing because your joy conquered them??
3. Pauly Shore cracks my shit up.
4. I love what my hair looks like post-sex. I wish I could ALWAYS achieve that look ;)
5. No matter what happens in my day listening to The Offspring and Plain White T's makes me feel better.
6. I hate nosey people, but with my best friends I'm the first to say 'Who just text you? Who are you talking to?' Whoops...I'm a walking contradiction.
7. Surprisingly enough a young host I work with has started climbing the ranks of being in my best friend category...and she's only 16!!
8. Netflix is the singe greatest thing ever invented. I love watching childhood shows on it (:
9. Anime is gay.
10. I adore secrets. I have many and know many though some of the ones I have on others they have no idea I know them. Isn't that the best??
11. My boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the world. That's right, no one else compares...so be jealous!!
12. I'm not sure how I feel about Twitter anymore. It was fun, but then I realized a bunch of my friends don't have it. Now I feel lame ):
13. Exploring new and outrageous fashion has been on the mind lately. I wore green tights with jean shorts and ankle boots today....and LOVED it.
14. Documentries are becoming more fun to watch for me.
15. Karma is a bitch, so don't f**k with her!!
Sunday, April 3, 2011
So Sorry I Was AWOL...
...so let's catch up!!
This is the final result of Sam and I's adventure to going blonde. I think I'm in love with it, I make a rather good blonde if you ask me. Sam finally graduated beauty school and to celebrate we went to a Blue's game. It was ehhhh....but we had a shit ton of fun.
Life lately has been uber stressful, but I'm starting to realize how good I'm becoming at laughing it all off. For instance, Friday afternoon I went to my parent's house to pick up some mail only to find my older brother, Nick, hauled over his bed screaming in pain. Now up until this point in life I have seen my brother cry a total of three times in his life and be in agonizing pain maybe four times. So you could understand my heartbreak and fear to find him this way. I rushed him to the ER and he had surgery to get his appendix out. He is still in the hospital and late last night we sat together talking about our lives. We reminisced on the good times and tried to find understanding on the bad times. We talked for hours and I ended up crying. There were many memories he told me about that I realized I didn't remember, about three years of my life are blank to me. Nick filled in certain pieces that broke my heart, I now knew why I felt and acted certain ways. After we had a few minutes of silence I told him I wanted to laugh for the rest of my life and never make the same mistakes our parents made. I wanted to be better and happier. He wished me luck on my new outlook as I left. When I got to my car I realized one of my doors was open, when I was fairly sure it had been locked. My car had been broken into and the only things missing were some money, half a pack of cigarettes, and my most beloved item...my iPod. I sat shocked at first. I wanted to cry and scream and be angry. I laughed instead, like this was some test from the universe to see if I would really laugh at my problems from here on out. So I sparked one of the remaining cigarettes and laughed all the way home.
Who cares if my luck runs short sometimes. As long as I have my brothers, my best friend, and my boyfriend I'll survive this life somehow. Even when I trip in my beautiful ankle boots I know one of them will always pick me up.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
15 Thoughts
1. I recently discovered that "Boy Meets World" is STILL airing reruns....so they have taken over my DVR and I love it (:
2. I am becoming obsessed with jewel tone colors, particularly for my nails.
3. Rain is now my least favorite wrath of mother nature. We are getting too much of it in the midwest and it always makes my jeans wet at the bottoms. That my friend is the WORST feeling of all.
4. Why do people still wear cowboy hats? We are not in the wild west or wrangling horses for a living. Grow up, buy a nice suit and get a damn haircut.
5. Snookie graces this weeks Rolling Stone magazine...I about puked when I saw it.
6. My niece has now discovered how to take pictures of herself with my camera. I don't know if I should be worried or proud.
7. I wish I would have had teachers like Jonathan Turner in high school. He's hot, drives a bike, and is the most insightful person ever created for a television show.
8. Teenagers scare me. I serve them hand and foot all day long and the way they act is horrifying. They throw shit EVERYWHERE, never say please or thank you, think they are above you because you are their server when they will more than likely end up in your place after they fail out of college, this list could honestly go on for days. I just don't like them.
9. I strongly believe that there is nothing wrong with drinking at any point of the day. Sometimes a mojito helps me wake up. I am not ashamed (:
10. I am so sick of seeing weight loss commercials every time I turn the channel. Why is it impossible for people to just love themselves?
11. ifiwritelikethisdoyouknowwhatiamsaying?
12. Bob Saget may be technically "washed up" but I still love him.
13. I want a gay best friend.
14. Sometimes I wonder why other couples make me want to vomit, but honestly Matt and I can get pretty bad....hmmmm, I am a walking contradiction.
15. Ke$ha is on my Pandora right now and my ears are bleeding.
2. I am becoming obsessed with jewel tone colors, particularly for my nails.
3. Rain is now my least favorite wrath of mother nature. We are getting too much of it in the midwest and it always makes my jeans wet at the bottoms. That my friend is the WORST feeling of all.
4. Why do people still wear cowboy hats? We are not in the wild west or wrangling horses for a living. Grow up, buy a nice suit and get a damn haircut.
5. Snookie graces this weeks Rolling Stone magazine...I about puked when I saw it.
6. My niece has now discovered how to take pictures of herself with my camera. I don't know if I should be worried or proud.
7. I wish I would have had teachers like Jonathan Turner in high school. He's hot, drives a bike, and is the most insightful person ever created for a television show.
8. Teenagers scare me. I serve them hand and foot all day long and the way they act is horrifying. They throw shit EVERYWHERE, never say please or thank you, think they are above you because you are their server when they will more than likely end up in your place after they fail out of college, this list could honestly go on for days. I just don't like them.
9. I strongly believe that there is nothing wrong with drinking at any point of the day. Sometimes a mojito helps me wake up. I am not ashamed (:
10. I am so sick of seeing weight loss commercials every time I turn the channel. Why is it impossible for people to just love themselves?
11. ifiwritelikethisdoyouknowwhatiamsaying?
12. Bob Saget may be technically "washed up" but I still love him.
13. I want a gay best friend.
14. Sometimes I wonder why other couples make me want to vomit, but honestly Matt and I can get pretty bad....hmmmm, I am a walking contradiction.
15. Ke$ha is on my Pandora right now and my ears are bleeding.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
15 Thoughts
1. I have a new found obsession of Pretty Little Liars. I love mysteries, but I hate a prolonged story.
2. I have been on this iTunes kick lately. With the exception of a few recorded shows I've mainly been jamming out. It's time for a new playlist.
3. My apartment is finally starting to get more girl to it. Living with two guys makes decorating difficult, but I am slowly making progress.
4. Does anyone know where I can find a variety of circle mirrors? They will hopefully be going in my dining room (:
5. I recently came out of the closet of being a clean freak. Who knew having my own place would make me so anal about cleaning regularly.
6. I really need to commit to this whole working out thing soon, summer is coming...FINALLY!!
7. New favorite Capri Sun flavor= TROPICAL PUNCH.
8. The variety in my closet has noticeably grown, but I'm still only sporting sweatpants and tank tops.
9. I am considering making myself an alias just for the hell of it.
10. "She ain't a rockstar but she got groupies, She ain't no actress but she makes movies..." Now as catchy as that song is and I secretly like it I wish people used the education they all have.
11. PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACCEPT AND EXCEPT!!!
12. I watched 5 minutes of Jersey Shore last night....still HATE it.
13. It's about that time to go buy more PINK products from Victoria Secret (:
14. My niece just walked out of my closet with my leopard print high heels and said "Manda, I look fierce!!" Oh I am proud and curious to where she learned the word fierce, she is only three.
15. "Born This Way" music video....not that great. It looked like she was aiming for a Star Wars theme.
2. I have been on this iTunes kick lately. With the exception of a few recorded shows I've mainly been jamming out. It's time for a new playlist.
3. My apartment is finally starting to get more girl to it. Living with two guys makes decorating difficult, but I am slowly making progress.
4. Does anyone know where I can find a variety of circle mirrors? They will hopefully be going in my dining room (:
5. I recently came out of the closet of being a clean freak. Who knew having my own place would make me so anal about cleaning regularly.
6. I really need to commit to this whole working out thing soon, summer is coming...FINALLY!!
7. New favorite Capri Sun flavor= TROPICAL PUNCH.
8. The variety in my closet has noticeably grown, but I'm still only sporting sweatpants and tank tops.
9. I am considering making myself an alias just for the hell of it.
10. "She ain't a rockstar but she got groupies, She ain't no actress but she makes movies..." Now as catchy as that song is and I secretly like it I wish people used the education they all have.
11. PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACCEPT AND EXCEPT!!!
12. I watched 5 minutes of Jersey Shore last night....still HATE it.
13. It's about that time to go buy more PINK products from Victoria Secret (:
14. My niece just walked out of my closet with my leopard print high heels and said "Manda, I look fierce!!" Oh I am proud and curious to where she learned the word fierce, she is only three.
15. "Born This Way" music video....not that great. It looked like she was aiming for a Star Wars theme.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
15 Thoughts
1. Who died and gave my next door neighbor (my boyfriend's ex girlfriend) permission to sit on her porch on a regular basis and stare at my apartment? Bitch, get back into your apartment and google 'how to look like a girl', because your manish face and shoulders are bringing sheer terror to any man who meets you.
2. Why is everyone in the world knocking on Justin Bieber? So what, he has a doofy ass haircut and still needs to accomplish puberty. But don't we all remember what the boys of *NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys looked like....douches! Get off the Biebs, he's gonna make it bigger than he is now and I KNOW you all have at least one song of his on your iPods.
3. Girls need to stop obsessing over finding 'the one', he will come you calm down about all this.
4. Global Warming is apparently real, last wednesday it was 74 degrees...it is now 20 degrees.
5. Lady Gaga's style drives me absolutely crazy. Put on some effing jeans woman!! No one wants to see your egg.
6. Why are people so obsessed with sports. I find them extremely pointless.
7. Music is my cure to insanity...though it doesn't seem to be helping now.
8. Britney Spears is STILL trying to make her come back. Give it up already...you had your run. Make room for someone else, no one wants to hear your shit. Aren't you 30? With 2 kids? Question...when are you going to start acting like a mother.
9. I wish people knew how to dress for the weather. I've seen at least 7 different people walk around in booty shorts, tank tops, cropped leggings, basically nothing on...it's was at MOST 40 degrees outside today. Put on your hoodie or North Face jackets, it's COLD.
10. I HATE leggings as 'pants'.
11. If you haven't seen 'How I Met Your Mother' go watch it. You'll get a good laugh from Neil Patrick Harris.
12. When life gives you lemons, drink a BIG glass of wine...I know I am (:
13. The first 8 Thoughts stemmed from me watching '10 On Top'...not my proudest moment, but hey we all have them. Don't judge me.
14. My new favourite habit is using my Crest 3D White Strips. What can I say, smoking and coffee can make teeth look gross. If I'm running in heels white teeth are a must.
15. Jersey Shore sucks.
2. Why is everyone in the world knocking on Justin Bieber? So what, he has a doofy ass haircut and still needs to accomplish puberty. But don't we all remember what the boys of *NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys looked like....douches! Get off the Biebs, he's gonna make it bigger than he is now and I KNOW you all have at least one song of his on your iPods.
3. Girls need to stop obsessing over finding 'the one', he will come you calm down about all this.
4. Global Warming is apparently real, last wednesday it was 74 degrees...it is now 20 degrees.
5. Lady Gaga's style drives me absolutely crazy. Put on some effing jeans woman!! No one wants to see your egg.
6. Why are people so obsessed with sports. I find them extremely pointless.
7. Music is my cure to insanity...though it doesn't seem to be helping now.
8. Britney Spears is STILL trying to make her come back. Give it up already...you had your run. Make room for someone else, no one wants to hear your shit. Aren't you 30? With 2 kids? Question...when are you going to start acting like a mother.
9. I wish people knew how to dress for the weather. I've seen at least 7 different people walk around in booty shorts, tank tops, cropped leggings, basically nothing on...it's was at MOST 40 degrees outside today. Put on your hoodie or North Face jackets, it's COLD.
10. I HATE leggings as 'pants'.
11. If you haven't seen 'How I Met Your Mother' go watch it. You'll get a good laugh from Neil Patrick Harris.
12. When life gives you lemons, drink a BIG glass of wine...I know I am (:
13. The first 8 Thoughts stemmed from me watching '10 On Top'...not my proudest moment, but hey we all have them. Don't judge me.
14. My new favourite habit is using my Crest 3D White Strips. What can I say, smoking and coffee can make teeth look gross. If I'm running in heels white teeth are a must.
15. Jersey Shore sucks.
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