Tuesday, April 19, 2011

In Honor of Daniel Tosh....

....I'm making a "I Hate List"....get excited.

1. I hate my boyfriend's ex girlfriend, especially when she stands on her porch and stares at me. (Yes, she lives across the street from us. Bleh.)

2. I hate prolonged comedy sequences. If it's longer than 30 seconds than it is not truly funny.

3. I hate watching Criss Angel. I want to know how he levitates, it can't be real!! Probably magnets.

4. I hate news breaks in the middle of a show I'm recording. Come on, can't it wait until commercial break?

5. I hate noisy neighbors with their three kids, dog, and their yelling ways.

6. I hate people who bluntly make it known how trendy they are. If you're so damn trendy why do you have to tell me?! Why can't I just look and see??!! Shut your mouth!!

7. I hate when Matt makes me listen to Insane Clown Posse. Just do, they suck...big balls.

8. I hate those commercials with the sick animals and Sarah McLachlan. Why must you try to make me cry every time I'm watching South Park re-runs?!

9. I hate the smell of permeant markers and paint. Any one that does is a huffer in my book.

10. I hate Snooki, J Woww, DJ Paulie D, and anyone else associated with Jersey Shore. They disgust me.

Have a great day (:

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