15 Thoughts

1. I recently discovered that "Boy Meets World" is STILL airing reruns....so they have taken over my DVR and I love it (:

2. I am becoming obsessed with jewel tone colors, particularly for my nails.

3. Rain is now my least favorite wrath of mother nature. We are getting too much of it in the midwest and it always makes my jeans wet at the bottoms. That my friend is the WORST feeling of all.

4. Why do people still wear cowboy hats? We are not in the wild west or wrangling horses for a living. Grow up, buy a nice suit and get a damn haircut.

5. Snookie graces this weeks Rolling Stone magazine...I about puked when I saw it.

6. My niece has now discovered how to take pictures of herself with my camera. I don't know if I should be worried or proud.

7. I wish I would have had teachers like Jonathan Turner in high school. He's hot, drives a bike, and is the most insightful person ever created for a television show.

8. Teenagers scare me. I serve them hand and foot all day long and the way they act is horrifying. They throw shit EVERYWHERE, never say please or thank you, think they are above you because you are their server when they will more than likely end up in your place after they fail out of college, this list could honestly go on for days. I just don't like them.

9. I strongly believe that there is nothing wrong with drinking at any point of the day. Sometimes a mojito helps me wake up. I am not ashamed (:

10. I am so sick of seeing weight loss commercials every time I turn the channel. Why is it impossible for people to just love themselves?

11. ifiwritelikethisdoyouknowwhatiamsaying?

12. Bob Saget may be technically "washed up" but I still love him.

13. I want a gay best friend.

14. Sometimes I wonder why other couples make me want to vomit, but honestly Matt and I can get pretty bad....hmmmm, I am a walking contradiction.

15. Ke$ha is on my Pandora right now and my ears are bleeding.