15 Thoughts

1. Who died and gave my next door neighbor (my boyfriend's ex girlfriend) permission to sit on her porch on a regular basis and stare at my apartment? Bitch, get back into your apartment and google 'how to look like a girl', because your manish face and shoulders are bringing sheer terror to any man who meets you.

2. Why is everyone in the world knocking on Justin Bieber? So what, he has a doofy ass haircut and still needs to accomplish puberty. But don't we all remember what the boys of *NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys looked like....douches! Get off the Biebs, he's gonna make it bigger than he is now and I KNOW you all have at least one song of his on your iPods.

3. Girls need to stop obsessing over finding 'the one', he will come you calm down about all this.

4. Global Warming is apparently real, last wednesday it was 74 degrees...it is now 20 degrees.

5. Lady Gaga's style drives me absolutely crazy. Put on some effing jeans woman!! No one wants to see your egg.

6. Why are people so obsessed with sports. I find them extremely pointless.

7. Music is my cure to insanity...though it doesn't seem to be helping now.

8. Britney Spears is STILL trying to make her come back. Give it up already...you had your run. Make room for someone else, no one wants to hear your shit. Aren't you 30? With 2 kids? Question...when are you going to start acting like a mother.

9. I wish people knew how to dress for the weather. I've seen at least 7 different people walk around in booty shorts, tank tops, cropped leggings, basically nothing on...it's was at MOST 40 degrees outside today. Put on your hoodie or North Face jackets, it's COLD.

10. I HATE leggings as 'pants'.

11. If you haven't seen 'How I Met Your Mother' go watch it. You'll get a good laugh from Neil Patrick Harris.

12. When life gives you lemons, drink a BIG glass of wine...I know I am (:

13. The first 8 Thoughts stemmed from me watching '10 On Top'...not my proudest moment, but hey we all have them. Don't judge me.

14. My new favourite habit is using my Crest 3D White Strips. What can I say, smoking and coffee can make teeth look gross. If I'm running in heels white teeth are a must.

15. Jersey Shore sucks.